That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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