Little spoons don't ask big questions
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
