1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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it's like iHOP with fire
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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