Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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