Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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