East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
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so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Randomize