I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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