we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'm bleeding and have questions
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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