i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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