Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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