why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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