are you so shy because you have an std?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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Actions speak louder than pants.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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