dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I am naked and annoyed.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
