if i died would you start the facebook group?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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