before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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