I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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