hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She told me I should be a condom model.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
