"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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