ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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