"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
