whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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