hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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