i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
