I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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