I just made out with a guy for $7.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Randomize
