My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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