we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
That reminds me...we need to get swords
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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