i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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