Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize
