OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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