Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
