Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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