I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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