Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think I am morally bankrupt
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
