What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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