what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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