I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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