You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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