I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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