Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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