i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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