Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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