just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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