Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
