Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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