Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
should my penis look like a turkey
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
