plz talk dirty to me
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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