is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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