I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
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