Your dad touched me again.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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