I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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