My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Someone shattered a urinal.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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