What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Your penis caused this!
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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