well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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