i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Two words: blizzard sex
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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